So:

Hi Internet! I decided to start my own blog. Yeah, right, in 2026. I realized that sometimes, when I’m really itchy to write, I have nowhere to write! I wanted something where I could shove a long article, with good typography and the ability to add all sorts of things like code snippets and stuff. And anyway, why not?

P.S. It’ll be ironic if this is the only post here, haha.